Tipping

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"TIPPING" THE BOAT, NOT THE SERVER


You always get less than 15% tips from the Mr. Kotter crowd (school teachers).

You always get less than 15% tips from the Jesse Jackson crowd (African-Americans).

You always get less than 15% tips from the Florence Nightengale crowd (nurses).

You always get less than 15% tips from the Florence Henderson crowd (housewives).

You always get less than 15% tips from the George Burns crowd (senior citizens).

You always get less than 15% tips from the Norman Schwartkoff crowd (military personel).

You always get less than 15% tips from the Henry Kissinger crowd (foreigners).

You always get less than 15% tips from the Jed Clampett crowd (country bumpkins).

You always get less than 15% tips from the Beverly Hills 90210 crowd (teenagers).

You always get less than 15% tips from the Bo Jackson crowd (professional athletes).

You always get more than 15% tips from the Donald Trump crowd (white-collar businessmen).

You always get more than 15% tips from the Alice/Flo/Vera crowd (other servers).

You always get more than 15% tips from the Martina Navratolova crowd (gays).

You always get more than 15% tips from two women (if you are a waiter).

You always get more than 15% tips from two men (if you are a waitress).

You always get more than 15% tips from the Rockerfeller crowd (rich people).

You always get more than 15% tips from the MCI crowd (family and friends).

You always get more than 15% tips from the "Godfather" crowd (Mafia members).

You always get more than 15% tips from the Rembrandt crowd (artists).

You always get more than 15% tips from the lonely hearts crowd (solo diners).

You always tries to guess what a table leaves you...and are pleasantly surprised or terribly pissed off.

You cooly wait until you are out of your table's viewing sight to look at the tip they left you.

You should worry when the entire table confers on what type of tip to leave.

The more you do for the table...the smaller the tip.

Tables you feel you gave lousy service to tip you best.

 

 

 


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