FIRST CLASS "SEATING"
waiting for a table order their drinks and appetizers from the
bartender...lowering your check average once they get seated at
who have waited forever for a table take it out on you once they
are finally seated.
who have waited forever for a table don't wait around for coffee
longer they waited for that table, the worse the food will taste
to them...no matter how good it is.
citizens do not understand the concept of waiting for a table.
They feel they are being discriminated against.
hostess at a party of twelve must see the table ahead of time
to approve it. She compares it to her dining room table at home.
that table of twelve is sat, they take half an hour to arrange
the seating. They end up just sitting anywhere.
that table of twelve, the heaviest people always get put in the
tightest spots...blocking your access to the rest of the table.
hostess always wants a round table for twelve (call King Arthur).
hostess always wants a t-shaped table for twelve (call Vanna White).
hostess always wants a U-shaped table for twelve (call Pat Sajak).
hostess always asks "what, no provate room for my party of
push two tables together to seat twelve and it's perfect...for
can never reach everyone at a table for twelve and you have to
pass the food down family-style. Some one burns their hand.
table of twelve all arrives...at twelve different times.
table of twelve ends up being a table of seven...and they stay
notice the other side of the restaurant fills up first...while
your side is empty. (You feel the floor tilt)
embarrassed as you notice management seat minorities at the back
of the restaurant.
finally get seated a table...and they ask to move elsewhere.
whole world wants to eat at 8:00 on Saturday night.
don't understand why they don't get seated right away when they
come in two hours before their reservations.
matter how great the meal was, if they had to wait five minutes
to be seated, they bitch...even if they eat for free.