"COFFEE, TEA OR ME?"
want regular coffee, but all that's made at the time is decaf...so
you fake it.
want decaf coffee, all that's made at the time is regular...so
you fake it. (And the customers curse you as they are up all night,
but they don't know where to find you)
not sure which pot is the decaf and which is the regular...so
you guess. (You figure you have a 50% chance of being right --
only need one more cup of coffee at the end of the night...but
there's only half a cup left. You ponder for five minutes to kae
a pot or not to make a pot; that is the question.
grab the wrong coffee pot and don't notice it till you are at
the table pouring...so you fake it. "That is decaf, right?".
person orders coffee. "Any one else? Hello?" You assume
that means "no". You find out different when you bring
back just one cup of coffee.
not sure what you just brewed -- regular or decaf -- but no one
is looking, so you guess...wrong.
always need more cream when you're busy with other tables.
person at the table wants milk, not cream.
bring the coffee and the cream...then they yell at you for filling
the mug with so much coffee they can't put any cream in it. (So
take a damn sip!)
want them to leave so you can turn the table...then they want
want them to leave so you can check out and go home...and they
want more coffee.
asked them 39 times if they want more coffee and they've said
no...but when you don't ask them that 40th time is when they want
person decides they want tea...and you have no idea where the
tea box selection is.
bring the tea box selection, they go through it for an hour...then
they choose Lipton.
you like a new tea bag? Would you like a new tea bag? Hello...Earth
to this moron customer...would...you...like...a...new...tea...bag?"
work at a restaurant that uses saucers.
in trouble when they order coffee to begin their meal.
you make a decaf cappacino?" (Sure. I can also do head stands
on your table if you'd like)
first table wants coffee right away...and none has been brewed
yet. ("We're brewing it now, especially for you.")
ring up a coffee drink...and it's cold by the time you pick it