Appetizer

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'APPETIZER" SCROOGE

 

 


Your table decides to splurge and order appetizers...and the appetizers take forever, longer than the entrees would take.

Your table decides to splurge and order appetizers...and the appetizers come out cold.

Your table decides to splurge and order appetizers...and the appetizers come up ten minutes apart.

The shrimp cocktail is always too skimpy...even if you give them twenty shrimp...jumbo...for just $2.95.

The oysters are runny.

The oysters are too few.

The soup is cold.

he gazpacho is warm.

The soup isn't what they expected...even though it's probably better.

Some of the lettuce for the salad is brown...so you hide it under the good lettuce.

You put too many croutons on one salad...and too few on the other. Of course they notice.

You put too much dressing on one salad...and too little on the other. Of course they notice.

The parmasan cheese for the caeser salad is all stuck together. You hope they do not notice.

A leaf from the salad falls on the table as you serve it. You laugh it off. Silly leaf.

The frozen salad fork sticks to the customer's mouth. You walk away quickly from the table.

One customer wants their salad with dressing on the side...one wants theirs with no croutons...one wants theirs with no cheese...one wants theirs with no lettuce...

You're serving their salads and notice your finger holding one plate is on top of a lettuce leaf. You put it down quickly and hope they don't notice you wiping dressing off your thumb with their apron.

The giant bin of lettuce always needs changing during the Saturday night rush. You try to scrape one salad from what's left. Maybe two.

The new waiter takes a year to make two salads.

The new waiter in front of you puts his hands in the salad to speed up the process.

You're so happy to sell them appetizers...but they get so filled up they can't order dinner.

You're so happy they order appetizers...then they tell you that's all they are having.

They want to order appetizers...but never the ones you have.

 


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