Customers always spring discount coupons on you after you've totaled up the bill...during a rush...always on the weekends...when you would be busy anyway. (Be cheap onthe weeknights, please.)

When you gamble and don't bring cream with the coffee -- the customer wants it. If you do bring the cream -- it goes unused. (Customers conspire on that behalf.)

There is either no bread in the warming drawer or too much bread in it that hasn't been warmed yet...never the right amount. more

"DESSERT" STORM

You spend two hours going through and explaining each item on the dessert menu...and they ask you to repeat it.

You spend two hours going through and explaining each item on the dessert menu...then they all say they are too full.

Our team members couldn't done it without each of you.

You spend two hours going through and explaining each item on the dessert menu, no one wants any...but then one changes their mind...then a second...then a third...

You spend two hours going through and explaining each item on the dessert menu...then ten people order one dessert with ten forks. more

They want regular coffee, but all that's made at the time is decaf...so you fake it.

They want decaf coffee, all that's made at the time is regular...so you fake it. (And the customers curse you as they are up all night, but they don't know where to find you)

You're not sure which pot is the decaf and which is the regular...so you guess. (You figure you have a 50% chance of being right -- good odds) more

'APPETIZER" SCROOGE

Your table decides to splurge and order appetizers...and the appetizers take forever, longer than the entrees would take.

Your table decides to splurge and order appetizers...and the appetizers come out cold.

Your table decides to splurge and order appetizers...and the appetizers come up ten minutes apart.

The shrimp cocktail is always too skimpy...even if you give them twenty shrimp...jumbo...for just $2.95. more

You always get less than 15% tips from the Mr. Kotter crowd (school teachers).

You always get less than 15% tips from the Jesse Jackson crowd (African-Americans).

You always get less than 15% tips from the Florence Nightengale crowd (nurses).

You always get less than 15% tips from the Florence Henderson crowd (housewives).

You always get less than 15% tips from the George Burns crowd (senior citizens).

You always get less than 15% tips from the Norman Schwartkoff crowd (military personel).

You always get less than 15% tips from the Henry Kissinger crowd (foreigners).

You always get less than 15% tips from the Jed Clampett crowd (country bumpkins).

You always get less than 15% tips from the Beverly Hills 90210 crowd (teenagers). more