"COFFEE, TEA OR ME?"
They
want regular coffee, but all that's made at the time is decaf...so
you fake it.
They
want decaf coffee, all that's made at the time is regular...so you
fake it. (And the customers curse you as they are up all night,
but they don't know where to find you)
You're
not sure which pot is the decaf and which is the regular...so you
guess. (You figure you have a 50% chance of being right -- good
odds) more
'APPETIZER" SCROOGE
Your
table decides to splurge and order appetizers...and the appetizers
take forever, longer than the entrees would take.
Your
table decides to splurge and order appetizers...and the appetizers
come out cold.
Your
table decides to splurge and order appetizers...and the appetizers
come up ten minutes apart.
The
shrimp cocktail is always too skimpy...even if you give them twenty
shrimp...jumbo...for just $2.95.
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